High risk. A term used to describe skydiving. Brain surgery. Texting
your mistress while your wife is in the room. And now: the hot dog.
Last
week the American Academy of Pediatrics issued a report on the dangers
of childhood choking and called for warning labels on the foods kids
most commonly gag on. These include grapes, carrots, candy and
especially the frank, which Gary Smith, a research director at
Nationwide Children's Hospital in Columbus, Ohio, and lead author of the
study, described as particularly "high risk." So high a risk that he'd
like to see it completely redesigned.
Now, no one can dispute that
it is a good idea to cut a hot dog into little pieces if you are
feeding it to a little person. I sure did, when my middle-school-age
sons were younger. My friend who has a toddler told me she was making a
hot dog for herself the other day and just automatically sliced it
lengthwise. Parents know their kids are not champ chewers. That's why we
buy baby food. But to deem an item that has been around almost as long
as intestines to be suddenly "high risk" suggests that, when it comes to
parenting, "risk" now means something a lot less risky than it used to.
Sometimes
it means a risk so small that the old word for it was "safe."
A
quick jog through a baby store finds item after item protecting kids
from things never considered particularly hazardous before: baby knee
pads, for instance, providing "the ultimate protection for babies
learning to crawl" (according to one brand's marketing materials). Then
there's the Thudguard, a helmet designed to "lessen the chance of head
injury when infants are learning to walk." That's right — a helmet for
walking. And don't forget gLovies, disposable children's gloves that
mean "you'll have one less thing to worry about when you take your
toddler into public places lurking with germs."
At some point in
the past generation, a significant part of the parenting public came to
believe that crawling, toddling and touching are all too dangerous for a
child to attempt without protection.
Parents have always worried
about their kids, of course. My mom even put a string of cloves above my
crib to ward off the evil eye.
But this explosion of products and
warnings is new. Are children today so much more vulnerable to death
and dismemberment than we were? Or are we just more nervous about
everything?
Nervous? We're shaking in our nonskid socks! And
here's how it happened — I think.
Back in the 1960s, Ralph Nader
shocked the nation by exposing the fact that car companies cared more
about their profits than our safety. That's about the same time we
learned the same thing about cigarette companies.
The government
jumped in and took on the cause of protecting us from hidden dangers.
Seemed good! But then, says Philip Howard, author of The Death of Common
Sense, it just kept going. Its mission became "to protect us from any
activities that involve risk," he says. Any risk. The Consumer Product
Safety Commission went so far as to issue playground standards
recommending the removal of "tripping hazards like … tree stumps and
rocks."
Meanwhile, says Walter Olson, a senior fellow at the
Manhattan Institute, starting in the early '60s and continuing through
the '90s, "you had a long series of liberalizations of the right to
sue." Judges willing to hear quirky, one-in-a-million cases meant that
where we used to see "bad luck" (or tree stumps), we now saw
nefariousness.
To defend themselves, companies started slapping
pre-emptive warning labels on everything. "Cape does not enable child to
fly." "Remove baby before folding stroller." Those are cautions from
real labels. And a lot of hot dog companies did the warning thing, too,
telling parents to slice and dice the wieners before serving them to
kids.
We got so used to all these labels that we almost came to
expect them. Which meant we started to see everything as potentially
unsafe, at least in a worst-case scenario. (After all, if you do fold
baby in stroller — yikes!) Which ultimately meant that if you could
trace about 12 child choking deaths a year to hot dogs, as statistics
cited by Smith suggest, then hot dogs should have a warning label, too.
So
hot dogs are relatively safe but, tragically, not perfectly safe.
Today
we see every person, place, activity, toy and food as too dangerous for
our kids. Our only choice at this point is to keep them locked inside,
in their knee pads, watching TV and sipping a hot dog smoothie. It's a
perfectly safe childhood.
Minus the childhood part.
Lenore
Skenazy is the founder of www. freerangekids.com and the author of
Free-Range Kids.
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